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Our dude Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, #2 ranked competitive eater in the world, has done it again. The trained chef just loves making food we all pretend we wouldn't eat, but this time he's outdone himself with the Deep-Fried White Castle Burrito. White Castle doesn't serve burritos, you say? You're damn friggin' right they don't!…

[embed=https://www.youtube.com/embed/-X8Qir2RgRA] You can microwave them until they explode, toast them over a campfire until they're palatable, and make them into an obscene little diorama while they're none the wiser. They're Peeps, those sugar-covered marshmallow devils that are easy to hate and hard to speed-eat. Unless of course you're packing a Master's in Gurgitation, like Patrick…

My one fear in life is that I’ll be tossed in a straitjacket and taken to food rehab. In the customary "Dear substance" letter, mine is addressed to pizza. There’s no doubt at some point I’ll sneak some in and freebase it in my padded cell. The source of my obsession is unknown, but began…