Pizza Hut

If you haven't heard, I like food-themed nail art. Check out all the times I've Instagrammed mainly to display my digits (and sure, whatever I'm eating). Now Pizza Hut, everyone's favorite empty building, wants in. According to Pizza Hut Australia's Facebook page, you can now paint your nails in vibrant shades named for sad excuses…

For many readers of a particular age and geographical origin, Pizza Huts were a part of growing up. Remember the $4.99 lunch buffet? The Land Before Time puppets? Remember Book It, the company’s shrewd marketing plan that gave kids the opportunity to “earn” a free Personal Pan Pizza for reading a certain number of books…

This photo can illustrate a general concept all it wants, but I still don't understand the mechanics behind Pizza Hut India/Sri Lanka's Birizza (captured in a full-page color ad in a Mumbai newspaper that my friend Sid sent me over the weekend). This is a multi-step fast food eating experience, way more complicated than sandwiching…

For many readers of a particular age and geographical origin, Pizza Huts were a part of growing up. Remember the $4.99 lunch buffet? The Land Before Time puppets? Remember Book It, the company’s shrewd marketing plan that gave kids the opportunity to “earn” a free personal pan pizza for reading a certain number of books…

I was making up translations for p'zolo, Pizza Hut's new uh, thing, on the way to work today. Here are some of the better ones: Previously frozen machine-extruded bread with foreign stuffing. New World-style carbohydrate pouch of processed meat, etc. Portable calzone-stromboli that is neither calzone nor stromboli. Slightly more expensive Hot Pocket that doesn't…

Now that it's a relatively accepted practice to cram two fast food concepts into one — the KFC Double Down certainly hit its mark — we sit back and wait until each chain falls prey, one by one, to the curse of total hybridization. Or blessing, if you're that kind of Darwinist. With the advent…