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Zak Pelaccio and Jori Jayne Emde

This Holiday season we hope you take great pleasure in yourselves and others who are worth your time.


We hope that all your construction projects are completed on time and under budget.

We hope that if you have to have partners in your life, business or other endeavors they share the same vision, sensibility and appreciation for rational thought that you do.

We hope you work to topple a two party system.

We hope that clear communication, and we don’t mean a strong mobile signal, is in your future.

We hope access to all this information actually informs us.

We hope that Best Buy doesn’t consistently fuck up your holiday purchases, but when they do don’t let them suck a great deal of your time and soul while trying to sort it out.

We hope all your drugs are pure, but more importantly, your conscience.

We hope you find better outlets for your time than lobbying to ban foie gras. Perhaps learn how to treat each other before setting your sights on a duck.

We hope you’re pleasantly surprised.

We hope you take a moment to consider how you live and ways in which you can use less while not feeling useless.

We hope that our sensitivity and awareness evolve as quickly as Apple’s gadgets.

We hope that you don’t take yourself or anyone else too seriously. To do so would be tragic.

We hope you cry…from joy!

We hope you’re healthy and live a long, long time…but don’t plan to ever retire.

We hope that you get laid. A lot.

We hope that you stop what your doing and help others once in a while. Behaving in such a way is the only way to make our world more enjoyable.

We hope that you still have hope.

We hope you sleep through the night, peacefully.

We hope to be cooking for you soon.

We hope to strive for that for which we hope.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Fucking New Year!