Meat Apparel: From Mortadella Socks To Ibérico Ham Charms

Cured meat has such a stunning natural pattern to it that Spanish soccer team CD Guijuelo sported its favorite dried meat on its jerseys. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before prosciutto, salami and all manner of trussed and dried meats followed suit. That said, we did not find a meat-themed suit (we were hoping for a soppressata three-piece with matching peppercorn cufflinks), but peruse our carnivorous gift guide and pick up a treat for your favorite sandwich enthusiast anyway. Admit it, we had you at "ham charm," and you know it.

Meat Socks

betabrand.com, $36 for a 3-pack

Salami Mini Skirt

Meat and Cheese Board Necklace (With Ibérico Ham Charm)

etsy.com, $10

Meat Leggings

mrgugu.com, $37.95

Bacon-Print Shoes

zazzle.com, $100.85

Salami Earrings

ii-fake.com, ¥200 (about $18 USD)

Support Your Local Butcher Baby Onesie

etsy.com, $22

Salami Pull Bag

casageek.com, $21.90

Salami Mateya T-Shirt

spreadshirt.com, $21.99

Ham Bread Pouch

etsy.com, $10

Meat Cute Charcuterie T-Shirt

redbubble.com, $24.80

Pepperoni Bikini

pyknic.com, $32 per piece

Salami Sticky Notes

asos.com, $15

Hot Dog Leggings

yizzam.com, $48

Raw Meat Belt Buckle

zazzle.com, $36.90